NO PC and gaming makes me go something something…
Well it did for a while anyway.
Its me again
I haven’t been doing much but ever since my PC ‘Ramona’ died, I haven’t been myself lately, minutes became hours and hours became days but alas justice has prevailed and Ramona is safely back in my hands alive and well.
So what has has happened lately .. well I went back to my study life of lectures and tutorials and easing my way back into from the somewhat party mode I was in if fucking hard…
But irregardless I will try and keep blogging :)
I was having a few drink with an old friend a couple of days ago and he told me a story about this girl he knew who faked being pregnant and posted it on Facebook to try and get the sympathy of her friends. Not a smart move but it had a bunch of people blowing bubbles up her ass , telling her that everything is going to be Ok and that everyone will be there for her.
I find it so stupid that people have to sink so low to get the attention of the people around them, There are girls who take a million photos of themselves and then make a status saying how ugly they are and it pisses me off to see that people actually fall for that shit and when I agree to their status then I’m pinned as the bad guy! Society has come a long way , but each generation has had something to contribute to society but when I look at us I wonder if the only thing that we will be contributing to the world is Justin Bieber and LMFAO ? If that is the case then lets just end the generation right here because I would be ashamed to be associated with them.
So i’ll leave with this, attention seekers are assholes who’s own live sucks , it sucks so much that they need the morale boost of everyone else to keep living their sucky lives and if you fall for it, then you;re just as bad as the seeker themselves :/
The Female youth of today
As a somewhat frequent user of the website Facebook, I have noticed a few things that have caught my attention for all the wrong reasons. But before we can dwell unto what must be said I must first direct you into the definition between boys and girls of the younger generation.
The difference that I’ve noticed between boys and girls within the definition of hate is that a boy will use his fist to beat the shit out of someone , it can be considered unorthodox and unnecessary but I feel that it is the better way of solving matters (talking about your problems with your enemy sucks a hairy asshole) but when the fight is over regardless of who won or not, the fight ends there and the story goes on but the hate stops.
What I have noticed with girls , its a totally different ball game. Girls won’t fight unless it is totally necessary but what they do is must worse, everyone has seen this, the whole backstabbing and backchat can be brutal to a girls life and from someone who has witnessed it first hand , it isn’t a pretty sight.
From what I’ve heard , girls take their hate to the grave and make their enemies lives a living hell, I can’t really say anything because I’m a guy and have not experienced stuff like this done towards myself, but watching someone else go thorough it , you can sorta get a vague idea of whats happening, its not right and it will never will be.
So anyway , my point is that all this hate is unnecessary , I’m not saying our primitive male ways are better but it sure as hell isn’t as bad as scarring someone for life :/
Bragging is something I truly despise, someone who can totally talk themselves up even though there is the possibility that they could back it up is fucking annoying and what’s worse is that the more I try to avoid people that brag the more I tend to find them. Personal experiences can contribute to this somewhat bias opinion (don’t get me wrong, if you feel that I’m wrong, feel free to say something, I am just one blogger anyway).
It was a long day today and what better way to spend the last duration of it on a hot train with over a dozen people in your face, so I was on the train and the last thing I needed was a conversation (I was deep into my Dubstep) and this one asshole who decided to ruin it all by bragging and what’s worse was that he bragged about the most stupid thing.
Here’s how it went:
HIM: I have the new Iphone 4S
ME: That’s …cool man , congrats
HIM: What phone do you have?
ME: Ahh, just this old school Nokia, it’s nothing great but it gets the job done
HIM: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Iphone is king BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I lick my own balls BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I’m a fucking hipster with mother issues BLAH BLAH BLAH (this goes for 20 mins)
And as he was talking i arrived at my stop and therefore had to leave, but as I left I don’t think he realized that I had left so he kept bragging about his small penis.
The point I’m trying to make is that , just because you have something that can excel you in life , it doesn’t make you any different from me or anyone, at the end of the day we are all in the same boat, people trying to live our lives the best we can and if you can do something awesome or have something in your possession that is awesome please don’t be that guy , the quiet achiever will always have more of my respect that a bragger ever will.
The Chase is Overrated
In basic science, attraction is just chemical reactions in your brain that mix together to create a certain formula that attracts you to the other person, but an emotional sense, attraction is something so much more, everything changes when that specific person is around you or even mentioned in front of you, you think then you over-think and it can lead to some pretty stupid decisions thus beginning the chase.
I’ve met people who have told me that the chase can be the most awesome thing in a relationship, that whole phase where you step into the dark, not knowing where you’re going or if you’re going to fall over or not. People live for it, they destroy relationships because of it and I’m here saying that it isn’t worth it.
I might be that one person in the world that believes that the chase is totally overrated, but I believe that it’s only because I learnt it the hard way with my bad relationship decisions. I for one am in a chase right now and I am sick of it, that impending yes or no, or that constant need to keep impressing someone just isn’t worth it. If someone would EVER want me for who I am, then I want to know that straight from day one that this is serious, there is no point wasting time in wondering what could be happening rather than actually doing it.
The Six Girls That You Will Date While Growing Up
Growing up can be a scary time for all of us, with so many decisions to make and not enough time to make them, it’s only implied that people can fall between the cracks and make mistakes , some of us get up and brush it off and others will take their time and let their battle wounds heal. Being in a relationship can be just as confusing, not knowing what to do or where to go with someone can lead to disastrous results. But fear not my good men, everything in life can be found on the web, so here are the six girls that you will date while growing up.
1) The High School Crush – Normally I wouldn’t begin with something like this, frankly I don’t even know if this should count. But everyone has had one and everyone has looked back thinking Why did I even bother?
She’s the girl that you tell your circle of friends about hoping that you will finally lose that V card and drive away a happy man, She’s the girl that you put the date that you got together on your MSN personal message stating how much you ‘love’ her and before you realize it, you guys are speaking in some bizarre code that she had made especially for you.
Let’s face it, you don’t know jack shit about love and when your relationship breaks up after two WHOLE months, you wouldn’t know the first thing to do. Are you supposed to feel sad or lonely? NOPE … but just in case, you sit there playing some stupid love song …. because that’s what they did in the movies right?
2) The Cool One - High School is now a thing of the past, you are young, charismatic and full of life and you want take on the world like a fucking boss and when it all seems like everything is fitting together, THERE she is. If the Pandora bracelets or the Prada bag didn’t get your attention, then the expensive perfume that smells of luscious beauty did and looking back all you can think of is Why on earth did she even date me?
She’s the girl that you show off to your mates like a trophy and everywhere you walk you want everyone to know that she’s with YOU and next thing you know you’re in some exclusive club pumping it to some European electro music while watching the haters hate ;)
(FAST-FORWARD THREE MONTHS)
You are now broke, you are tired and that assignment that’s due tomorrow hasn’t been started yet, not to mention that exam that you were suppose to study (but were too busy living the good life to study for) is due ALSO on tomorrow and the moment you start to slip up is the same moment she is in the arms of some douchebag who can bench thrice the weight of your family put together, oh well things happen.
3) The Smart One - Enough playing around , this is a time for learning and taking advantage of this grateful opportunity that we have been given by the board the education and your further years will be filled with rich study and marvelous results, then you notice HER , she’s that one girl you never really paid any attention to because she was always at the library studying or some book club crap that you couldn’t really give two shits about but before you know it her five syllable vocabulary has already got you hooked on every last syllable and looking back you can only wonder
Why did I not study as hard as she did?
She’s the girl that you introduce to your parents and constantly remind them how she got an ATAR of 99.99% and that she’s doing a double degree in some really smart thing that’s too long to pronounce with your 2-3 syllable vocabulary. Nevertheless you see your marks drastically improve and life is now good, or is it?
When she met your parents everything went awesome J they loved her, she loved them but when it came to you meeting HER PARENTS, everything goes under. Her parents are both double degree holders is some really smart course that once again your low vocabulary can’t make out and somehow you pulling off a mere 80 in your yearly exams doesn’t seem good enough. She then realizes how much of a dumbass you are and leaves you.
4) The Dumb Hot One – Everything has changed, you just pulled out of a relationship which was going 100 miles an hour and you just want to take things at a slow jogging pace, and that’s when you meet HER. Who cares what kind of person she is, you’re just staring at the greatest thing that God has ever created. From her pouting lips to her oversized cleavage to her long but sexy legs everything about this woman just screams out TAKE ME and only leaves you now thinking Why did I not take a photo of her naked?
She’s the girl that you show off to everyone but not let her talk to ANYONE, because listening to her rant on about her wanting to visit an exotic country like Guacamole or Ol Del Paso will just leaves your intelligence in tears and YOU a laughing stock but you put up with all of it because let’s face it, these are the only Double Ds you will see in your life. But as all good things, they must come to an end, she eventually realizes your game and finally leaves you screaming that you don’t respect her intelligence but you realize that she was right and you end the relationship with the biggest cliché knowing that she won’t ever pick it up ;) WELL PLAYED.
5) The Best Friend – You’re tired of women that cause you drama and stress and whatnot , you want someone who is just like you, someone who you can just come home and not have to put up any act or be secure about anything. That’s when you notice HER , she never came up on your radar before because she never really classified as a target, out of all the bad break ups and dead ends, she was always right there making sure that you were ok and now that you finally see what you want you’re already in her arms with her spooning the shit out of you and looking back at it now you can only ask yourself
Why? Just WHY?
She’s the only girl that has topped your score in Call of Duty, now that you think about it, she’s the ONLY girl will play Call of Duty or Halo or Mario Kart or World of Warcraft, the list goes on. Your other friends think it’s weird but you find it awesome how you can be yourself all the time. But then it sets in, the excitement in the relationship is all gone, that ember that should be lit has now vanished, but WHY??? you ask yourself, only realizing a second later that you already know EVERYTHING about them, the relationship ends and in most cases so does the friendship.
6) The One – You are now done with relationships, you make a promise to yourself that you will not set eyes on another woman unless that woman will be your wife and everything turns out great, life is good, and you have no worries because everything is in a state of equilibrium. You don’t even notice that girl who has been looking at you since you walked into the room and when you finally notice HER you don’t even care, nothing will mess up this streak you got going and when you’re looking back you can only think
Why didn’t I do it sooner?
When she asks you to take her out, you take a chance J why not? It’s not like you can expect anything amazing after your last experiences and that rule about not dating unless she’s your wife still applies but hey , you’re having a good time and the more you listen to this girl the more interesting she gets, you’re not bored at all , she’s not a child that doesn’t know anything about love, she’s cool but just as cool as you are, she’s smart but smart enough for you to keep up, she is HOT but not dumb and she talking like you guys are best friends and before you know it HOLY SHIT you are signed/sealed/delivered . Thanks for playing ;)
Nevertheless , each girl you will meet could either be the one and you will adore her for the rest of your life OR a total bitch and you will despise her with every inch of your body , but chances are that the girl that you have been judging into which category she fits in is probably something in-between the two. So if you’re still reading up to this point, THANKS!!!! it means a lot to know that someone is reading my shit and if not well then I hope you find your luck elsewhere . PEACE OUT ;)
(I was thinking of putting ‘the crazy one’ as a category but it has been proven that all women are crazy and therefore not eligible for a category, but keep it in mind)
I am an 18 year old young man that believes in the old ways of life, I don’t believe that making blogs and letting 99% of them be re-blogs will define you’re sense in life s so I’ve come to challenge that, I am a troll and therefore will be posting alot of rants, If anyone Is going to be the voice of reason , let it be me :)
so let the good times roll :)